Grandparents Day continues… with a few fun jokes…

Sep 11, 2023 | Mindful Moments

Grandparents Day continues… with a few fun jokes…
Who will you call to bake the tastiest apple pies? … Granny Smith

Grandfather: Bet I can tell you the score before the game starts!
Grandson: No way
Grandfather: 0-0

A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, “Guess what? We learned how to make babies today.” The grandmother, more than surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,“ she said, “how do you make babies?” It’s simple,” replied the granddaughter, “you just change y to i and add es.”

What’s the difference between an all-you-can-eat restaurant and your grandma’s cooking?… At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you’re full.

How did grandpa describe his cataract surgery?… It was an eye-opening experience for him.

A reporter was interviewing a 103-year-old great grandma, “And what do you thing is the best thing about being 103?” the reporter asked. She simply replied “No peer pressure.”

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?”… You can’t deny the cookies.

A grandfather who had serious hearing problems for a number of years went to the doctor to be fitted for a hearing aid that would return his hearing. The grandpa went back for further tests a month later and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” To which the elderly man replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times.”

 

*Thanks to: mytowntutors.com

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