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A few fun jokes to share with your grandkids…

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers? Truth or deer.
Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much? She sleighs.
What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle? It must have reindeer.
Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks.
What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap!
Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
What do Santa’s elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies.

This is not a dichotomy. This is Balance....

~Tibetan Proverb

~Unknown